ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I wannas sexs uuuuu
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
