Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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