I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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