Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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