imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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