I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
and she was petting her beer can
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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