talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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