how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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