Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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