I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
My first STD was from a foam party
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize