when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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