Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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