i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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