im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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