So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
