So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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