It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
