Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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