I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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