like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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