just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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