i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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