you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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