You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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