I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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