my vag is so smooth its legendary
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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