Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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