The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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