I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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