i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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