What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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