Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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