2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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