Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize