It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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