How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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