I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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