Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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