just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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