I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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