I'm gonna have a badass scar
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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