What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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