Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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