i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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