At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Randomize
