You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I have already put on my inside pants.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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