My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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