there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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