idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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