Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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