is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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