scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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