he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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