Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I think I died a long time ago.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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