did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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