i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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