I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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